May 2013
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nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
May 22nd
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atthebutterflyball: I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
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Interviewer: Have you ever met Daniel Radcliffe?
Jennifer Lawrence: Yeah, I screamed in his face.
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Anonymous asked: chloe you are da sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 21st
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tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
May 21st
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kylesbogusjourney: activatewindows: kylesbogusjourney: WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently. Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
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Anonymous asked: I can't get off your blog. I should be studying but your blog is like a black hole why are you such a hilarious person I don't even understand how its possible. This is my sunday night. Your blog is my sunday night.
May 19th
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
May 19th
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Anonymous asked: im on page 83 of your blog help me huerighwu
May 19th
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Anonymous asked: what would you do if some ugly chick asked you out?
May 19th
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donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
May 19th
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jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
May 19th
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Seeing someone you know outside of school:
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slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
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escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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