nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
atthebutterflyball: I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
Interviewer: Have you ever met Daniel Radcliffe?
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Seeing someone you know outside of school:
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.