browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

bitchesaloud:

better story than twilight

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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