Anonymous said:I can't get off your blog. I should be studying but your blog is like a black hole why are you such a hilarious person I don't even understand how its possible. This is my sunday night. Your blog is my sunday night.
Im so glad I am basically your source of procrastination yay
let me know how you’re going every now and again
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Anonymous said:im on page 83 of your blog help me huerighwu
you will stay.
Anonymous said:what would you do if some ugly chick asked you out?
Id be cool with it, besides
~inspirational quote time~
“It is beauty that captures your attention; personality that captures the heart”
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
