bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

neptunain:

tea is leaf water, coffee is bean water, soda is sugar water, people are blood water, everything is just fucking water

myalphabetbeginswithjdb:

shizayalove:

lolwhuddupp:

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

ALWAYS REBLOG.

OMFG

a-bstracto:

allllRIGHT. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAAG……..PUT IT IN!!!!!!

a-bstracto:

allllRIGHT. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAAG……..PUT IT IN!!!!!!

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not